Brandon
Ashley: Resident Evil 4
Ashley: Resident Evil 4
The kids are disco dancing, theyre tired of Rock n’ Roll. Don’t bother telling them that drum machine aint got no soul.
First and foremost, I hate hate HAAAAAATE this chick. Now that that’s out of the way, maybe a little reason why?
Reason 1: She’s the President’s Daughter. This basically means that through the entire game, and probably her entire life, she carries herself around with this all important “Just who do you think you are?” egotistic attitude that wears its welcome out very, very quickly. Coupled with the fact that her sheltered lifestyle has left her to be completely useless in a survival situation, many of my Game Overs came from blowing off steam by blowing off her various body parts.
Reason 2: Damsel in Distress Syndrome. Her hoity toity-ness completely disappears to be replaced by high pitched screaming and cowering in one spot at the drop of a hat. You would think this would be helpful, cowering and running away from the danger lest she get injured or kidnapped. Nope. Her plan to live through this pseudo-zombie nightmare is to cower in one spot, and that one spot only. A crazy Spaniard could be swinging an axe two inches from her face and she wouldn’t so much as twitch. At least not until her head decides to have a messy affair with the axe and leaves her body to twitch about on the ground in sadness/lifelessness.
Reason 3: “The Grateful Princess”. The entire game shes this intolerable whiney bitch who can’t even climb down a god damned ladder on her own. But the second everything is said and done with, she almost immediately turns off the annoying and tries to “subtly” invite you into her bed. Her the whiney college student, and you the depressed single-expression pretty boy FBI agent. Actually that might not have turned out too bad. She certainly displays a talent for screaming out your name at an ear rupturingly high pitch throughout the game. So.
Reason 1: She’s the President’s Daughter. This basically means that through the entire game, and probably her entire life, she carries herself around with this all important “Just who do you think you are?” egotistic attitude that wears its welcome out very, very quickly. Coupled with the fact that her sheltered lifestyle has left her to be completely useless in a survival situation, many of my Game Overs came from blowing off steam by blowing off her various body parts.
Reason 2: Damsel in Distress Syndrome. Her hoity toity-ness completely disappears to be replaced by high pitched screaming and cowering in one spot at the drop of a hat. You would think this would be helpful, cowering and running away from the danger lest she get injured or kidnapped. Nope. Her plan to live through this pseudo-zombie nightmare is to cower in one spot, and that one spot only. A crazy Spaniard could be swinging an axe two inches from her face and she wouldn’t so much as twitch. At least not until her head decides to have a messy affair with the axe and leaves her body to twitch about on the ground in sadness/lifelessness.
Reason 3: “The Grateful Princess”. The entire game shes this intolerable whiney bitch who can’t even climb down a god damned ladder on her own. But the second everything is said and done with, she almost immediately turns off the annoying and tries to “subtly” invite you into her bed. Her the whiney college student, and you the depressed single-expression pretty boy FBI agent. Actually that might not have turned out too bad. She certainly displays a talent for screaming out your name at an ear rupturingly high pitch throughout the game. So.
Kam
Tira: Soulcalibur IV version
I don't have the brain cells to talk mean about something right now. I'll leave all my work to one youtube video.
If you sat through that you hate yourself.
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